i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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