how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Found the puke drawer
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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