I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
please come you make the beer taste better
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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