and you said cock pushups were impossible
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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