you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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