we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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