question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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