She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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