I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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