If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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