she was so not down for the gang bang
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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