How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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