I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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