Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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