Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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