Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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