if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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