a queef is a wish your heart makes.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He? As in you personified your dick?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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