I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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