high people should be assigned attendants
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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