We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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