We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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