okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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