Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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