belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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