I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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