We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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