FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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