Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
only if we run a train.
done.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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