can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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