Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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