i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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