Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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