Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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