just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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