ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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