DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There r osticjed everywhere
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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