Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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