Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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