Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
