Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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