she was so not down for the gang bang
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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