You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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