Sry I called you an 8
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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