none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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