Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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