a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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