"it" just moved
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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