This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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