you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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