Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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