i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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