Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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