By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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