we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize