can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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