i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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